My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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