If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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