Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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