i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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