That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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