Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I could fuck to npr.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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