Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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