school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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