what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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