I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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