I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Did I show you my penis last night?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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