This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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