Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You made out with two different species that night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
