Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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