Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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