I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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