Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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