I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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