i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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