Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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