I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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