i barfeds in our rink
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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