and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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