The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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