what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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