I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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