i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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