i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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