okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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