he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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