People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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