I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
