He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
