Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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