I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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