my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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