Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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