did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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