It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
my poor anus
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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