Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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