It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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