Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you didnt know i had herpes?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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