Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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