She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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