We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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