dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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