id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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