There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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