Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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