Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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