would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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