he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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