I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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