I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Non-Jews are for practice
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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