Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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