Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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