I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
