god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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