I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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