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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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