you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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