I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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