i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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