$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sext me about skeletons
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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